I’m a Closet Taylor Swift Fan
Here's the thing. I really don't want to like Taylor Swift. But I can't help it! Her songs are catchy! She writes a good pop song! I denied my Swift-fandom for as long as I could.
NO! I'm not going to like her!
Then came "Shake It Off." Dammit! I'm NOT going to like her!
But I can't help it. It's hard to feel angry or upset when you're listening to a Taylor Swift song. Fortunately, I found an antidote that SNL was gracious enough to provide. So if you're in the same boat as I am, try taking one of these with a glass of water and call me in the morning.
I don't like Taylor Swift! Yes I do! I friggin' love her! Dammit, girl can write a song!