Things You’ll Never Hear People Say in Midland / Odessa.

Things You'll Never Hear in Midland / Odessa.

I know we all wished we lived in a beautiful green tropical metropolis but we don't. It has its ups and downs but we still call it home.

1. The rent prices are so affordable here!

2. The scenery is so beautiful here!

3. There's so much to do in this area, how will I get to it all?

4. High school football isn't that big of a deal out here.

5. The weather is so predictable here, you could set your watch by it.

6. Driving is so relaxing, I love moseying around town.

7. Oil, oil, oil. What has it ever done for this area?

8. The water's great. You can drink it from the tap.

9. There are so many tall trees here!

10. Why would anyone want to leave town for vacation? Everything you want is already here.