Last week, Apple announced that it would provide its new streaming audio service for free for three months to all new members. However they weren't going to pay songwriters and artists for those free months of streaming. Taylor Swift wrote an open letter to Apple asking them to change that policy and saying her album 1989 would not be available on the Apple service if they did not change the policy.
This weekend, Apple caved in and wrote an open letter back to Taylor saying they would, indeed, pay for the streaming of those songs. If Taylor can take on the mighty Apple, I got to thinking about other things she could do. I looked online and sure enough, others had the same idea. Here are some of my own ideas and ideas from the Interweb. Taylor, since you're so magical, could you:
Get Apple to provide longer recharging cords?
Put the headphone jack at the top of the iPhone 6 instead of the bottom?
Make the Apple watch $99?
Make sure Apple never downloads another U2 album on my iTunes without asking me first?
Make Apple provide a longer lasting battery for the iPhone?
Get Apple to fix auto correct?
Have Apple fix Siri so she understands what questions you're asking?
Get some of my favorite TV shows uncancelled?
Stop Jon Stewart from leaving The Daily Show?
Lower the price of concert tickets?
Hire someone to beat up the people who were mean to me in junior high?
Get Blue Bell ice cream back on the shelves?
Put Kanye West's ego in check?
Make them film a Gilmore Girls movie?
Shorten the drive-thru line at Rosa's?
Make the new Apple iOS include a taco emoji?
Get Whataburger to start serving breakfast 24 hours a day?
Make them hurry up and build the new HEBs?
Convince people that the closed WalMart is not some conspiracy theory?
Make the seats in my car more comfortable?
Get them to install a frozen margarita machine here at the radio station?